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dillydGah now teams wants to create my voice profile. Yes or maybe later. How about no and fuck you? I'm not even calling this enshittification anymore. Just calling it shit <a href="https://turtleisland.social/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a>

Davie DeanPreferential voting is the best thing about <a href="https://aus.social/tags/auspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#auspol</a>. You don't have to vote for <a href="https://aus.social/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a> or <a href="https://aus.social/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a>-lite.

The Pronounator They/Them 🦄It's 2 am My dog's been doing <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/pointillism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pointillism</a> art in the garden for about 8 hours now. Can't call the vet I guess. They're probably sleeping I would like to get some sleep too Instead I just read and retooted a long post about Virginia prisons where racist sadist guards abuse... <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/DOGS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DOGS</a> to suppress inmates BastardsHave to go outside now My dog wants to finish the painting

PhoebeDas Wochenende ist bisher nicht sonderlich schön. Der Vater von meinem Freund ist schon seit gestern im Krankenhaus und wird untersucht. Freund ist entsprechend besorgt und durch den Wind. Schon allein daran zu denken, etwas zu essen, fällt schwer.<a href="https://rollenspiel.social/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a>

Aral Balkan“It’s not a revolution; it is a nightmare of twisted monopolistic privatisation and the idiotic inefficiency that comes alongside that.”Written about SpaceX’s Starship but could have easily been written about capitalism in general.<a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ElonMusk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/tags/fascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fascist</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/tags/piece" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#piece</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/tags/of" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#of</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/tags/SpaceX" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SpaceX</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#USA</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/tags/fascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fascism</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/tags/capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#capitalism</a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/@CliftonR/114171068887376852" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://wandering.shop/@CliftonR/114171068887376852</a>

ginnieWas hat man dem Dicken aus Washington denn heute in die COLA gemixt ???Aufgabe fast aller "Freien Sender"...ich glaube, der raucht das Zeug auch...und die Drogen aus Mexiko schluckt der täglich...IGITT !!! ...und dann dazu noch TESLA fahren...endet bald am Baum...oder hängt vielleicht darunter - wer weiss ??? 🕵️‍♂️ 💉 💊 <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#trump</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/drugs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#drugs</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/freeEurope" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#freeEurope</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/voiceofamerica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#voiceofamerica</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/grass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#grass</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/LongLiveRocknRoll" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LongLiveRocknRoll</a> <a href="https://www.n-tv.de/politik/Voice-of-America-Radio-Free-Asia-und-Radio-Free-Europe-vor-dem-Aus-US-Praesident-Trump-beurlaubt-Hunderte-Mitarbeiter-von-US-Auslandssendern-article25632825.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.n-tv.de/politik/Voice-of-America-Radio-Free-Asia-und-Radio-Free-Europe-vor-dem-Aus-US-Praesident-Trump-beurlaubt-Hunderte-Mitarbeiter-von-US-Auslandssendern-article25632825.html</a>

Alvyn<a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/@aral" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@aral</a> they want "america first" and they will get "america alone" <a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/tags/boycot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#boycot</a> <a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/tags/us" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#us</a> <a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#usa</a> <a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a>

Linknation<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/imho" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#imho</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Putin</a>, <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Trump</a> and <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Zelenksyy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Zelenksyy</a> should all be removed from officeas they are all unable or unwilling to work together<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Ukraine</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/kharkiv" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#kharkiv</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/hospital" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#hospital</a> hit by drone1. <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Zelenskyy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Zelenskyy</a> knew in advance (?) that a <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/karkiv" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#karkiv</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/hospital" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#hospital</a> will be hit? (with <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/drone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#drone</a> not ballistic as the said in <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/pressconference" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pressconference</a>)2. <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Putin</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Russia</a> struck <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Ukraine</a> with 130 drones from 28.2. to 1.3. not exactly what someone looking for <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/peace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#peace</a> would do <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Putin</a> does not want reform, but absolute <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/power" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#power</a>3. <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Trump</a> the almost shot president is of course <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ruthless" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ruthless</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/egoist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#egoist</a> wanna be <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/king" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#king</a> of <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/America" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#America</a> (a <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/fascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fascist</a> without knowing it? trying to become <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/dictator" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dictator</a>, so <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Putin</a> is his <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/idol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#idol</a>)<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/darktimes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#darktimes</a> when <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/evil" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#evil</a> gets in <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/power" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#power</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a> get's worse<a href="https://liveuamap.com/en/2025/28-february-21-russian-strike-drone-had-targeted-medical" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://liveuamap.com/en/2025/28-february-21-russian-strike-drone-had-targeted-medical</a><a href="https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russian-drone-strike-hits-medical-facility-other-targets-kharkiv-mayor-says-2025-02-28/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russian-drone-strike-hits-medical-facility-other-targets-kharkiv-mayor-says-2025-02-28/</a><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/wtf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wtf</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#russia</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#europe</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/eu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#eu</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#usa</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ahoh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ahoh</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/wtf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wtf</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ww3" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ww3</a>? <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/terror" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#terror</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/catastrophe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#catastrophe</a>

alpharee<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/unix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#unix</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ubuntu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ubuntu</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/windows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#windows</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/windows11" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#windows11</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/windows10" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#windows10</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/microsoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#microsoft</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/utopia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#utopia</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/distro" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#distro</a>

Chuck DarwinDonald Trump abruptly fired Air Force Gen. Charles Q. <a href="https://c.im/tags/Brown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Brown</a> Jr. -- a history-making Black fighter pilot and respected officer -- and took the unusual step of tapping a little-known, retired three-star officer, Lt. Gen. Dan “Razin” <a href="https://c.im/tags/Caine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Caine</a>, as the next Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.  Defense Secretary Pete <a href="https://c.im/tags/Hegseth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Hegseth</a>, in a statement distributed shortly after Trump’s announcement said he would ⚠️dismiss five other senior officers, including 💥Adm. Lisa <a href="https://c.im/tags/Franchetti" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Franchetti</a>, the first woman to serve as chief of naval operations, and 💥Gen. James <a href="https://c.im/tags/Slife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Slife</a>, a top Air Force officer.The ouster of the second Black general to serve as chair of the joint chiefs comes three months after the secretary of defense, Pete Hegseth, outlined a plan for 👉ridding the US military of diversity, equity and inclusion efforts during a podcast interview.“First of all, you’ve got to fire the chairman of the joint chiefs,” Hegseth said during a November interview on the Shawn Ryan Show. “Any general that was involved, general, admiral, or whatever, that was involved in any of that <a href="https://c.im/tags/DEI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DEI</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/woke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#woke</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a> has got to go.”Although Hegseth had been meeting regularly with Brown since the former Fox News host took over the top Pentagon job last month, he had openly questioned whether Brown had been named chair because he was Black. “Was it because of his skin color? Or his skill? We’ll never know, but always doubt – which on its face seems unfair to CQ. But since he has made the race card one of his biggest calling cards, it doesn’t really much matter,” Hegseth wrote in one of his books.Brown had been praised, including by Time, for breaking racial barriers in the military and for his “warfighter” credentials. When he was sworn in as the air force chief of staff in 2020, during the first Trump administration, Brown acknowledged previous US military service members who had been denied advancement because of their race, Time reported. “It is due to their trials and tribulations in breaking barriers that I can address you today as the air force chief of staff,” Brown said.In 2020, Trump himself had celebrated Brown’s confirmation on social media “as the USA’s first-ever African American military service chief” and noted that he had appointed him to that role. Brown’s experience as the former commander of Pacific air forces also meant he was “highly qualified to deter China and reassure allies in the Indo-Pacific”, Time noted that year. <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/21/trump-hegseth-joint-chiefs-cq-brown-jr?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/21/trump-hegseth-joint-chiefs-cq-brown-jr?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other</a>

Griffith<a class="u-url mention" href="https://lizards.live/@vriska" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@vriska</a> taking <a class="hashtag" href="https://0.5dollah.click/collections/tags/shit" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a>

Kevin Russell<a href="https://mstdn.social/@pschanen" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@pschanen</a> Stop using google products. Begin the LONG process of deleting google software. Find replacements. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/google" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#google</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a>

SvenI mean, I see text formatting on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mastodon</a>, but when I <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DuckDuckGo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DuckDuckGo</a> how to do it I see nothing. I don't want the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a> post, I want the official document. Even if it's fluid.

Disco3000„Halten wir noch einmal kurz fest, worum es bei diesem <a href="https://climatejustice.social/tags/Totalversagen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Totalversagen</a> von Friedrich <a href="https://climatejustice.social/tags/Merz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Merz</a> geht und worum nicht: nicht um politische Inhalte, nicht um Migrationspolitik, nicht um „geschlossene Grenzen“. Sondern um seine <a href="https://climatejustice.social/tags/Shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Shit</a>-Show.“

SydneyJimDebris balls that closed <a href="https://body.social/tags/Sydney" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sydney</a> <a href="https://body.social/tags/beaches" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#beaches</a> contained faecal matter & E coli bacteria, tests reveal <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/jan/21/debris-balls-sydney-beach-closures-feacal-matter-pollution" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/jan/21/debris-balls-sydney-beach-closures-feacal-matter-pollution</a> <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/jan/21/debris-balls-sydney-beach-closures-feacal-matter-pollution?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-3" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/jan/21/debris-balls-sydney-beach-closures-feacal-matter-pollution?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-3</a><a href="https://body.social/tags/HumanWaste" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HumanWaste</a> <a href="https://body.social/tags/Shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Shit</a> <a href="https://body.social/tags/Poo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Poo</a> <a href="https://body.social/tags/Excrement" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excrement</a> <a href="https://body.social/tags/Pollution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Pollution</a> <a href="https://body.social/tags/WaterTreatment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WaterTreatment</a> <a href="https://body.social/tags/Sewage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sewage</a> <a href="https://body.social/tags/Australia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Australia</a>

Bandersnatch<a href="https://infosec.exchange/@ArenaCops" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ArenaCops</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/@DemocracyMattersALot" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@DemocracyMattersALot</a>If you're a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Christian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Christian</a>, I automatically assume you're a piece of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a> until proven otherwise.30+ years & this system hasn't failed me yet.

erAckOh <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/Shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Shit</a> You have free access to GitHub Copilot. Access to GitHub Copilot is now included with your GitHub account.Spammed to every email address used with <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GitHub</a>. <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/ShutUp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ShutUp</a>! <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/RemoveIt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RemoveIt</a>! <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/FuckOff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FuckOff</a>!

Your Autistic LifeStar Trek: The Umpteenth IterationPhoto by <a href="https://unsplash.com/@bryangoffphoto?utm_content=creditCopyText&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=unsplash" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Bryan Goff</a> on <a href="https://unsplash.com/photos/cluster-of-star-illustration-f7YQo-eYHdM?utm_content=creditCopyText&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=unsplash" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Unsplash</a>The Daily Isotope was able to obtain a partial draft of the script of the latest installment of the Star Trek franchise, Star Trek: The Umpteenth Iteration. We publish here what we obtained. La Forge: Captain, the enemy ship is about to fire on us.Picard: Raise shields.Worf: Sir, this will require more power than we can spend right now.Picard: Divert power from the toilets.Worf: The toilets? But…Picard: I know very well that shit will back up into the ship, but we have no other choice.Worf: Aye, aye, Captain! Diverting power from the toilets.O’Brien [Through a communicator:] What are you doing up there? I was shitting!Riker: [Testily:] The captain keeping you alive so that you can shit another day.O’Brien: Oh. Fair enough. O’Brien out.[Hours later.]Picard: Worf, status report.Worf: The enemy has retreated. The ship is still intact, but all the decks are now enshittified.Riker: Well, that explains the smell.All: Ha ha ha ha ha ha… Troy: Worf, I find your stubbornness so alluring.Worf: Among Klingons, such declaration amounts to a marriage proposal.Troy: This is it, then. We are married. Let’s make a baby.Worf: This does not seem advisable.Troy: But I want it.Worf: Among Klingons, mating involves spanking each other.Troy: Spank me, Worf!Worf: Very well. I am indeed stubborn, but your desire for a spanking convinced me that we should mate.All: Ha ha ha ha ha ha… Dr. Crusher: Congratulations on your beautiful baby.Troy: A baby would seriously eat into my ability to be on deck. What should I do?Dr. Crusher: Don’t worry. I’m about to hit the reset button and that baby of yours will disappear. You will have never been married to Worf.Troy: Must you?Dr. Crusher: Yes, I must. Thus, have the writers decreed.Riker: [Popping out from behind the couch:] Well, that explains the smell.All: Ha ha ha ha ha ha…<a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.thedailyisotope.com/tag/autisticwriters/" target="_blank">#AutisticWriters</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.thedailyisotope.com/tag/enshittification/" target="_blank">#enshittification</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.thedailyisotope.com/tag/satire/" target="_blank">#satire</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.thedailyisotope.com/tag/shit/" target="_blank">#shit</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.thedailyisotope.com/tag/startrek/" target="_blank">#StarTrek</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.thedailyisotope.com/tag/thedailyisotope/" target="_blank">#TheDailyIsotope</a>

heeb_sternis<a href="https://mastodon.social/@TwraSun" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@TwraSun</a>Felix Banaszak finde ich eigentlich gut. Aber auch er gehört mittlerweile zu den <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/Kriegsfreaks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Kriegsfreaks</a> bei den Grünen. Auch er betreibt mittlerweile <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/Propaganda" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Propaganda</a>. Das ist eine transatlantische <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/Militarismus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Militarismus</a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/Shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Shit</a>-Show. Dies ist unverantwortlich. Bei der <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/BTW25" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BTW25</a> sind die Grünen wegen ihrem Kriegskurs unwählbar. Es bleibt nur die Linke, SPD oder BSW. Alle anderen Parteien bringen uns an den Rand des 3.Weltkrieg.

OutOfExile_IDR § Écriture™️Counting my blessings and waxing philosophical this morning.If love is like shit, the pile of love that I have for her would stink up the whole planet. [Disclaimer: No humans or animals were hurt in the making of this post. The comparison of "shit" to "love" is strictly symbolic and and used explicitly for purposes of humor, and nothing else; Please, don't try this at home unless you enjoy sleeping outside. We are trained professionals. This particular post, was belly-laugh tested, and vigorously approved by the one who inspired me to smell up the world with such analogies of love. There is no need for alarm, as the shit continues to pile up. No, this is not the anesthesia talking.]💩 If you like analogies comparing love to feces, or failed attempts at humor, please consider buying me a coffee on ko-fi: <a href="https://ko-fi.com/outofexile_idr" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://ko-fi.com/outofexile_idr</a>💚 👉🏼 View my other work or send support via Stripe here: <a href="https://ko-fi.com/outofexile_idr" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://ko-fi.com/outofexile_idr</a>I'll be getting back to work soon.<a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shit</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/wtf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wtf</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/philosophy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#philosophy</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitpost</a>

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