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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 18 Min.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

#13

Ok last one for now. Not really a meme, but an important reminder about what Jesus was really about.

It is much easier today to say "Jesus died for my sins" than to say "Jesus was killed standing up to evil" because the latter demands us to identify falsehood and oppose systems of oppression while the former ends up purging us of the need to do justice.

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 21 Min.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

#12

Victorian-looking era art (don't quote me on that, I took but a single Humanities class in college) of a young woman wearing a bonnet and dress, with a skeptical look on her face. The text bubble added to her mouth says "You can't trust an apocalyptic religion to find real world solutions. Their identity is based around the world ending."

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 25 Min.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

#11

Twitter screenshot from Lavern Spicer saying "Jesus Christ never introduced himself using pronouns." And Jeff Tiedrich responding to her, "John 18:6: 'Jesus said 'I am he'"

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 26 Min.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

#10

Text at the top says JESUS SCARES

Two pictures, the first is of a cross that has the word "Jesus" written on the cross piece, and "Cares" written below it on the vertical piece, but that actually makes it say "Jesus Scares" due to the "cares" hitting below the middle "S" in Jesus.

The 2nd is artwork depicting Jesus standing behind a woman (probs Mary Magdalene) who is crouched down in front of an open stone tomb. She is looking up over her shoulder at Jesus. The text bubble coming out of Jesus' mouth says "Boo, LOL"
The text coming out of Mary's mouth says "Jesus, you scared the shit out of me!"

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

**PixiePancake** @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · 27 Min.

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

NO!!!
#Humor #Funny #Food

Headline from Utah: Truck hauling pastries catches fire near Salt Lake City

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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 29 Min.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

Meme showing Vanna White. standing in front of the Wheel of Fortune board. The letters G-L have been turned over at the beginning of the phrase, and the letters R-I-A" at the end, with 12 white spaces in between.

Text at top says "catholic contestant: I'd like to buy 12 O's"

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 33 Min.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

Screenshots of someone's lock screensaver, depicting Jesus wearing a white robe (why does Jesus never wear a shirt? Is his robe just a swimsuit coverup? Is he bout to go surfing?) and holding his hands up in the air. The 2nd image shows the screensaver with a text notification, which fits perfectly in Jesus' outstretched arms.
The text at the top says, "This is the best screensaver because every time I get a notification, the Lord holds it up for me, and that makes me so happy"

The text message Jesus is holding up says it's from Mom, and reads "You're a disappointment."

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 37 Min.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

This one is possibly my favorite, b/c wow does it hit

A tweet from Ally Maynard that says "a fucked up scary thing about older christians is how a lot of them truly, deeply believe their big emotions and strong opinions come directly from god when they actually came from lead poisoning."

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 48 Min.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

Screenshot of a Facebook post. At the top it says Me--Dammit! Thankfully, likes are meaningless.

Then a picture depicting Jesus with an Mac laptop open in his lap, but he's looking away from it with a pained expression on his face. The text framing the picture says "Shit. Only 998 likes. I'm going to have to kill that little girl with cancer."

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

**AaronDavid** @AaronDavid@beige.party · 50 Min.

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AaronDavid @AaronDavid@beige.party

If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost

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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 57 Min.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

Meme using screenshots from the Incredibles 2 movie where Mr. Incredible is trying to understand New Maths to explain it to his son but instead the text says the following:

Son: So God condemns me but Jesus will save me?

Father: Yes!

Son : But they're the same dude?

Father: Yes! What part of God, non consensually impregnating a teenage girl with himself, in order to be born, so he can sacrifice himself to himself because a talking snake tricked a rib woman into eating an apple from a magic tree do you find so hard to believe?

Father: It's TOTALLY logical with no holes in the story at all.
Also he hates gays, is ok with slavery, and he'll subject you to an eternity of conscious torture if you don't get on board so...oh yeah and he loves you!

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

**FotzenForFuture** @stelo@fe.disroot.org · 1 Std.

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FotzenForFuture @stelo@fe.disroot.org

touch very gently

#memes #funny #cute

#cute

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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 1 Std.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

Art depicting Jesus leaning out a car window and looking back atchu. The text at the top says "stop asking jesus to take the wheel, cars didn't exist 2000 years ago he has absolutely no idea what he's doing."
Text at the bottom (as if quoting Jesus) says "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm scared."

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 1 Std.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

Old-timey black and white photograph of someone driving a very early automobile, and the back left wheel has popped off and is flying through the air. Text says "Not that wheel, Jesus!"

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

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**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 1 Std.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

Art depicting Jesus wearing a blue robe (but shirtless for some reason) talking to God the Father, wearing an orange robe and yellow shirt.
Jesus says "Dad, it's been more than 2,000 years...Don't you think I should show myself?"

God replies, "Fine. But you can only appear on burnt toast, dog butts, and Cheetos."

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

**Cat Lady Kydia Music** @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social · 1 Std.

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Cat Lady Kydia Music @KydiaMusic@mastodon.social

Happy Easter!

I gots so many Jesus memes.

PREPARE THYSELF.

Three artworks depicting Jesus, stacked on top of each other on the right-hand side. On the left, text which explains what he's doing in each picture, in meme-format:

He protec. (picture of Jesus blessing the little children)

He attac (picture of Jesus turning over the merchant's tables in the temple)

but most importantly

He multiply snac (picture of Jesus multiplying the fishes and loaves)

#Easter #Jesus #JesusMemes

**VetGaming** @vetgaming@mastodon.social · 2 Std.

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VetGaming @vetgaming@mastodon.social

Happy day before Easter candy is 50% day! #eastersunday #easter #virals #funny

**Brian** @Prosybris@mastodon.social · 6 Std.

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Brian @Prosybris@mastodon.social

#justforlaughs #funny #meme #easter

Panel 1: "He has risen!"
Panel 2: (Ghostbusters) "Got him!"

**LaffGaff** @LaffGaff@mastodon.world · 7 Std.

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LaffGaff @LaffGaff@mastodon.world

I started a new job as a delivery man today. When I got to my first address there was a sticky note on the door saying, “Dear Mr delivery man, we’re out, please hide in garage.”

That was eight hours ago and still nobody’s found me.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

**LUNARTECH** @lunartech@mastodon.social · 8 Std.

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LUNARTECH @lunartech@mastodon.social

The SECRET is Out! How They Take UK Jobs By NOT Working! Foreigners using quantum mechanics to be simultaneously employed AND chilling. Mind BLOWN. #Sarcasm #Funny #Meme #UKLogic #MakeItMakeSense #Shorts

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