Please refrain from contacting tech support until the software has come to a complete crash. #TechHumor

Auch wenn ich sie mit der Maus anstupse – das kleine Spinnchen springt nicht davon
Willkommen im Zeitalter der bugs, die sich nicht mehr wegklicken lassen...

Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge tech genius" like spending 68 minutes reverse engineering a fan to escape the tyranny of its app. Instead of enjoying clean air, let's devote our weekends to making sure our air purifier can join the unified utopia of Home Assistant—because who needs a social life when you can have a cloud-free smart home?
https://jmswrnr.com/blog/hacking-a-smart-home-device #cuttingedge #reverseengineering #smarthome #HomeAssistant #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

It's a real low point when your screen is so ancient that even in complete darkness, you have to light up the room just to see what's on it!

...Or maybe it's just my eyes

Aprilscherze 2025: Die IT-Welt lacht! Von Nokia-Konzerten in der Royal Albert Hall bis zu Blumenkraftwerken - die besten Streiche des Jahres im Überblick. #Aprilscherz #TechHumor https://winfuture.de/news,150026.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia

Kennt ihr das auch? Ihr arbeitet die ganze Nacht durch, der Code läuft endlich – und dann passiert es: ein kleiner Fehler und alles ist weg! Seid klüger – sichert eure Arbeit, bevor es zu spät ist!

#ITFail #BackupIstAlles #TechHumor #FlachwitzdesMonats #DeutschlandDigitalSicherBSI

Wow, it only took 300 YEARS for someone to dust off Newton's old tool and give it a tweak! Talk about #innovation at a glacial pace—good thing #physics is timeless, right?
https://www.quantamagazine.org/three-hundred-years-later-a-tool-from-isaac-newton-gets-an-update-20250324/ #history #techhumor #newton #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because #reimagining #Photoshop in #C++ is exactly what the world needed. Mark's retrospective journey is a classic case of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should." But hey, at least he got a blog post out of it!
https://f055.net/technology/that-time-i/that-time-i-recreated-photoshop-in-c/ #JustBecauseYouCan #BlogPost #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

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Smartphone #apps behave like children.

They constantly ask for permissions - you’re like, 'nope.'

Then, some time later, they be like: '... but like can I get that permission?'

Next-level optimizations.
#Milfoski #TechHumor #NVIDIA #DeepSeek #AI #gpu #cartoon #chatgpt #china #comics

A few days ago, I explained the benefits of using FreeBSD to a potential client during a phone call. Today, they sent me a message saying, "Ok, I want the BSDM."

I think there was a misunderstanding: if they want to suffer, they need a different operating system!

Software Folklore

"Sometimes bugs have symptoms beyond belief. This is a collection of such stories from around the web."

https://beza1e1.tuxen.de/lore/index.html

A little PowerShell humor http://dlvr.it/THJ0Bn via PlanetPowerShell #PowerShell #TechHumor #CodingJokes #DevLife